Him : Remember when you were so obsessed with me you-
Me: No.
Him: Didn't you have a blo-
Me: Nope, never had a blog.
Him: But-
Me: No, I never had a blog with millions of pictures of you and your friends. I never made huge texts posts about how much I love you, about how perfect you are and all the dirty things I wanted to do to you. I never fought with girls 'cause they thought they knew you better than I did. I didn't spend all my free time and vacations looking at pictures and videos of you to watch everything you did and cry over how beautiful you are. No, that blog never existed.
Him: You must've been really obsess-
Me: Shh, you know nothing.
Me: No.
Him: Didn't you have a blo-
Me: Nope, never had a blog.
Him: But-
Me: No, I never had a blog with millions of pictures of you and your friends. I never made huge texts posts about how much I love you, about how perfect you are and all the dirty things I wanted to do to you. I never fought with girls 'cause they thought they knew you better than I did. I didn't spend all my free time and vacations looking at pictures and videos of you to watch everything you did and cry over how beautiful you are. No, that blog never existed.
Him: You must've been really obsess-
Me: Shh, you know nothing.